Friday, November 12, 2004

Bingo Gazingo lost and found lyrics probably circa '99 (via, LegJoints). Wish I saw this one live...

Bingo Gazingo YOU DON'T EXIST YOU'RE OFF MY LIST YOU'RE OUT OF THE COMPUTER I DIDN'T SHOOT YOU I JUST TOOK HER OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND I TURNED MY HEAD AND I SAID YOURE OUT OF THE COMPUTER.

I TOOK HER OUT OF MY HEART WITH A ROTO ROOTER AND I RAN HER OVER WITH MY BRAND NEW SCOOTER AND I SAID YOU'RE OUT OF THE COMPUTER CAUSE YOU'RE THE WORLD'S WORST PROGRAMMER AND I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST HACKER. YOUR WERE THE ONE I WOULD DIE FOR

YOU WERE THE ONE I WOULD CLIMB THE SKY FOR.

YOU WERE MY LOVER BUT YOU MADE ME SUFFER WHEN YOU BECAME THE WORLDS GREATEST SURFER NOW YOURE OUT OF THE COMPUTER. YOU USED TO BE MY SOFTWARE NOW YOURE JUST A PIECE OF HARDWARE AND YOU'RE OUT OF THE COMPUTER, I TOOK AWAY YOUR KEY I TOOK AWAY YOUR MOUSE IM A LOUSE IM A TURKEY I THREW YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW YOU'RE OUT OF THE COMPUTER I TOOK AWAY YOUR LAPDESK I TOOK AWAY YOUR WEBSITE I TOOK AWAY YOUR DISCDRIVE I TOOK AWAY YOUR DATA BASE. I SPENT WONDERFUL MOMENTS IN YOUR COMPONENTS. NOW GET YOUR DIGITALS OUT OF MY MODULES GET OUT OF MY MEMORY AND OFF MY MOTHER BOARD GET YOUR MCINTOSH OUT OF MY MISH MOSH OR ILL HIT YOU WITH A SWISS WRIST WATCH, IM THE WORLDS GREATEST HACKER AND YOURE THE WORLD'S WORST SURFER. I WISH THINGS WERE SMOOTHER BUT THEY CANT BE BLACKER YOU SHOWED THEM YOUR MODEM

YOUR OUT OF THE COMPUTER YOU WERE SUBLIME BUT YOURE OFF LINE WITH THE ONLINE AND EVEN IF YOU TELL 'I NEED A KEY' YOU AINT GETTIN BACK AND IN TWO THOUSAND AT THE STROKE OF THE MILLENIUM YOU'RE ALL

OUT OF THE COMPUTER DON'T SCRAMBLE MY SCANNER. LOG OFF

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

it should also be noted that the music on mat young's workings of bingo gazingo recordings wont sound as uncomfortable

11/12/2004 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its called 'you're out of the computer' and its by My robot friend with the singing by bingo

8/11/2005 04:17:00 PM  

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